December 2009
If everything in your life was perfect would you still find an excuse to be...
Kids today have no one to look up to because their looking up to us.
– Mad Men
You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of...
– Mad Men
And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say judge yourself. It’s who I...
– Brian Kinney in Queer as Folk
The Pill
Out of all the pills in the world whenever anyone talks about “The Pill” everyone knows what you are talking about. I think it is so funny how are society revolves around sex. Everyone wants to control your sexual preferance, habits, behavior, etc. It’s exhasting. Why can’t everyone mind their own busniess?
Sharon: Where's the ice?
Me: I believe it's in the freezer.
Sharon: Oh right.
Mom: They shouldn't have Law & Order SVU sex scenes.
Me: Why not?
Mom: It's just weird, you know, because of all the rape.
Me: Well I'll mention it to Dick Wolf the next time I see him.
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Mary: "I will Buffy the shit out of them."
Brittany: "So your going to kill it or... watch it load."
Give me rolling hills, so tonight could be the night
That I stand among a...
– The Killers
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
– Mark Twain
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Jersey Shore: Where IQ points are as hard to find as real boobs and classy...
– Uncle Mark
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
– Zoolander
OMS: Old Man Syndrome
Old Man Syndrome is a phenomena that happens among many young adults. It is when teenagers, particularly Indie kids, dress like old people. They do not only look like an old person through dress and facial expression but have a lifestyle of an elderly person. They will promote obscure old books like The Jungle or Of Human Bondage. They will say words like “tomfoolery” or “ben...
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